{"id":9319,"date":"2017-08-20T08:08:24","date_gmt":"2017-08-20T06:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=9319"},"modified":"2017-08-19T18:31:59","modified_gmt":"2017-08-19T16:31:59","slug":"la-penitence-est-douce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=9319","title":{"rendered":"La p\u00e9nitence est douce"},"content":{"rendered":"

Morceau choisi\"\"<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Rosette, agenouill\u00e9e au confessionnal,
\nMurmure : \u00ab\u00a0Mon bon p\u00e8re, \u00e0 vous, je m\u2019en accuse :
\nJ\u2019ai tromp\u00e9 mon mari \u2013 Ma fille c\u2019est tr\u00e8s mal,
\nDit le pr\u00eatre\u2026 Et\u2026 combien de fois ?\u00a0\u00bb Rose, confuse,<\/p>\n

Se trouble, balbutie, h\u00e9site\u2026 enfin r\u00e9pond :
\nNeuf fois ! \u2013 Hum ! Depuis quand ?\u00a0\u00bb fait le pr\u00eatre.
\nAlors Rose :\u00a0\u00bbDepuis hier soir !\u00a0\u00bb Et, sous le nuage blond
\nDe ses cheveux d\u2019or fin, Rose devient plus rose.<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Neuf fois depuis hier ! r\u00e9pond le bon cur\u00e9\u2026
\nJe ne puis, d\u2019un p\u00each\u00e9 de pareille importance,
\nVous absoudre aujourd\u2019hui, sans avoir r\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9
\nA l\u2019\u00e9v\u00each\u00e9 qui fixera la p\u00e9nitence !<\/p>\n

Revenez dans huit jours.\u00a0\u00bb L\u2019\u00e9v\u00each\u00e9 d\u00e9cr\u00e9ta
\nQu\u2019ayant faut\u00e9 neuf fois, Rose, aurait, pour sa peine,
\nA dire cinq\u00a0Ave<\/em>. Rose s\u2019en acquitta
\nEt fut absoute\u2026 Mais au bout d\u2019une semaine,<\/p>\n

Au sacr\u00e9 tribunal, avec un air marri,
\nLa voici qui revient s\u2019accuser d\u2019inconstance,
\nDIsant : \u00ab\u00a0Sept fois, encor, j\u2019ai tromp\u00e9 mon mari :
\nMon p\u00e8re, indiquez-moi quelle est ma p\u00e9nitence\u00a0\u00bb,<\/p>\n

Et lui, sur le tarif de l\u2019absolution
\nDerni\u00e8re, s\u2019effor\u00e7ant de se baser, calcule :
\n\u00ab\u00a0Pour neuf fois, cinq\u00a0Ave<\/em>\u2026 D\u2019une proportion,
\nJe dois donc, pour sept fois, \u00e9tablir la formule :<\/p>\n

Cinq est \u00e0 neuf comme X \u00e0 sept\u2026 d\u2019o\u00f9 je conclus
\nQu\u2019il faut\u2026 Ah ! C\u2019est vraiment trop compliqu\u00e9, ma ch\u00e8re\u2026
\nFaites votre mari cocu deux fois de plus.
\nEt dites cinq \u00a0Ave<\/em>\u00a0comme la fois derni\u00e8re.<\/p>\n

L\u00e9on Vilbert<\/em><\/p>\n

Maintenant, si vous voulez vraiment appr\u00e9cier ce texte, cliquez sur \u00a0Andr\u00e9 Dussolier<\/strong><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Morceau choisi Rosette, agenouill\u00e9e au confessionnal, Murmure : \u00ab\u00a0Mon bon p\u00e8re, \u00e0 vous, je m\u2019en accuse : J\u2019ai tromp\u00e9 mon mari \u2013 Ma fille c\u2019est tr\u00e8s mal, Dit le pr\u00eatre\u2026 Et\u2026 combien de fois ?\u00a0\u00bb Rose, confuse, Se trouble, balbutie, h\u00e9site\u2026 enfin r\u00e9pond : Neuf fois ! \u2013 Hum ! Depuis quand ?\u00a0\u00bb fait le … Continuer la lecture de La p\u00e9nitence est douce<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[764,1224,1225],"class_list":["post-9319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citations","tag-andre-dussolier","tag-confession","tag-penitence"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}