{"id":57355,"date":"2026-07-26T07:47:12","date_gmt":"2026-07-26T05:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=57355"},"modified":"2026-07-26T09:21:45","modified_gmt":"2026-07-26T07:21:45","slug":"paradoxes-oxymores-absurdites-et-understatements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=57355","title":{"rendered":"Paradoxe, oxymore, absurdit\u00e9 et understatement"},"content":{"rendered":"

Alan Greenspan
\n<\/span>\u00e9conomiste<\/em><\/p>\n

Si vous avez compris, ce que j\u2019ai dit, c\u2019est que je me suis mal exprim\u00e9.\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n

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Kurt Vonnegut
\n<\/span>\u00e9crivain am\u00e9ricain<\/em><\/p>\n

Si vous voulez que les gens \u00e9coutent ce que vous avez \u00e0 dire, dites que c\u2019est quelque chose que votre p\u00e8re disait. Mais en ce qui me concerne, les seuls conseils que mon p\u00e8re m\u2019ait donn\u00e9s, c\u2019est \u201cNe tue personne\u201d et \u201cNe t\u2019enfonce rien dans l\u2019oreille\u201d.<\/i><\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n

*<\/span><\/h1>\n

Richard Feynman
\n<\/span>physicien am\u00e9ricain<\/em><\/p>\n

Si vous croyez comprendre la m\u00e9canique quantique, c’est que vous ne la comprenez pas. Personne ne comprend rien \u00e0 la m\u00e9canique quantique. Moi-m\u00eame je ne la comprends pas.<\/i><\/strong><\/i><\/p>\n

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Yogi Berra
\n<\/span>joueur de baseball<\/em><\/p>\n

Personne ne va plus dans ce restaurant. Il y a trop de monde.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

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John Cleese
\n<\/span>monty python<\/em><\/p>\n

Les Anglais ont r\u00e9agi aux r\u00e9centes menaces terroristes en \u00e9levant leur niveau de s\u00e9curit\u00e9 de \u00ab\u00a0vex\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0\u00e9nerv\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0; cependant, ces niveaux pourraient bient\u00f4t encore augmenter et passer \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0irrit\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb ou m\u00eame \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0plut\u00f4t f\u00e2ch\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb. Les britanniques n\u2019ont plus atteint le niveau \u00ab\u00a0plut\u00f4t f\u00e2ch\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb depuis le Blitz de 1940, quand les approvisionnements en th\u00e9 vinrent presque \u00e0 manquer. Les terroristes ont \u00e9t\u00e9 requalifi\u00e9s de \u00ab\u00a0assommants\u00a0\u00bb \u00e0 \u00ab\u00a0sacr\u00e9ment ennuyeux\u00a0\u00bb. Le qualificatif de \u00ab\u00a0sacr\u00e9ment ennuyeux\u00a0\u00bb avait \u00e9t\u00e9 donn\u00e9 pour la derni\u00e8re fois en 1588 aux vaisseaux de l\u2019Invincible Armada espagnole.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

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ET DEMAIN :<\/p>\n

P\u00caLE-M\u00caLE<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Alan Greenspan \u00e9conomiste Si vous avez compris, ce que j\u2019ai dit, c\u2019est que je me suis mal exprim\u00e9.\u00a0 * Kurt Vonnegut \u00e9crivain am\u00e9ricain Si vous voulez que les gens \u00e9coutent ce que vous avez \u00e0 dire, dites que c\u2019est quelque chose que votre p\u00e8re disait. Mais en ce qui me concerne, les seuls conseils que … Continuer la lecture de Paradoxe, oxymore, absurdit\u00e9 et understatement<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citations"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57355"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57574,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57355\/revisions\/57574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}