{"id":55215,"date":"2026-01-19T07:47:12","date_gmt":"2026-01-19T06:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=55215"},"modified":"2026-01-19T08:59:57","modified_gmt":"2026-01-19T07:59:57","slug":"le-chaudron-de-freud-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=55215","title":{"rendered":"Le chaudron de Freud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Apr\u00e8s la Caverne de Platon, dans sa s\u00e9rie \u00ab\u00a0Comment briller en soci\u00e9t\u00e9 sans forc\u00e9ment parler de la famille\u00a0\u00bb, le Journal des Coutheillas vous offre aujourd&rsquo;hui: \u00ab\u00a0Le Chaudron de Freud\u00a0\u00bb en version abr\u00e9g\u00e9e, facile \u00e0 retenir, que vous pourrez ais\u00e9ment \u00e9toffer afin de passer pour un brillant causeur. Allons-y :\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>A<\/strong> emprunte un chaudron de cuivre \u00e0 <strong>B<\/strong>.<br \/>\nUne fois qu&rsquo;il l&rsquo;a rendu, <strong>B<\/strong> fait traduire <strong>A<\/strong> en justice en l&rsquo;accusant d&rsquo;\u00eatre responsable du gros trou qui se trouve maintenant dans le chaudron, et qui rend l&rsquo;ustensile inutilisable.<br \/>\n<strong>A<\/strong> pr\u00e9sente sa d\u00e9fense en ces termes :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong><em>&#8211;<\/em><\/strong><em>Primo<\/em>, je n&rsquo;ai jamais emprunt\u00e9 de chaudron \u00e0<strong> B<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>&#8211;<\/em><\/strong><em>Secundo,<\/em> le chaudron avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 un trou lorsque<strong> B <\/strong>me l&rsquo;a donn\u00e9<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#8211;<\/em><\/strong><em>Tertio,<\/em> j&rsquo;ai rendu le chaudron en parfait \u00e9tat<i>.<\/i><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em>(Tir\u00e9 de &lsquo;Le Mot d&rsquo;esprit et sa relation \u00e0 l&rsquo;inconscient&rsquo; &#8211; Freud)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>Voici maintenant la version originale, plus \u00e9labor\u00e9e, forc\u00e9ment :<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Ludwig<\/strong> emprunte ein Kupferkessel<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>\u00e0 <strong>Franz.<\/strong><br \/>\nUne fois qu&rsquo;il l&rsquo;a rendu, <strong>Franz<\/strong> fait traduire<strong> Ludwig<\/strong> en justice en l&rsquo;accusant d&rsquo;\u00eatre verantwortlich du gro\u00dfe Loch qui se trouve maintenant dans le Kupferkessel, et qui rend l&rsquo;ustensile unbrauchbar.<br \/>\n<strong>Ludwig<\/strong> pr\u00e9sente sa Verteidigung en ces termes :<\/p>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>Erstens, je n&rsquo;ai Niemals emprunt\u00e9 de Kupferkessel \u00e0 <strong>Franz<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>Zweitens, le Kupferkessel avait d\u00e9j\u00e0 un Loch lorsque<strong> Franz<\/strong> me l&rsquo;a donn\u00e9<\/li>\n<li>Dritte, j&rsquo;ai rendu le Kupferkessel einwandfreiem Zustand<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">(Ach ! <strong>Ludwig<\/strong> ! Du filou !)<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u00c7a sonne mieux mais c&rsquo;est moins clair, pas vrai ?<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s la Caverne de Platon, dans sa s\u00e9rie \u00ab\u00a0Comment briller en soci\u00e9t\u00e9 sans forc\u00e9ment parler de la famille\u00a0\u00bb, le Journal des Coutheillas vous offre aujourd&rsquo;hui: \u00ab\u00a0Le Chaudron de Freud\u00a0\u00bb en version abr\u00e9g\u00e9e, facile \u00e0 retenir, que vous pourrez ais\u00e9ment \u00e9toffer afin de passer pour un brillant causeur. Allons-y :\u00a0 A emprunte un chaudron de cuivre &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=55215\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le chaudron de Freud<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-themes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}