{"id":52597,"date":"2025-04-03T07:47:48","date_gmt":"2025-04-03T05:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=52597"},"modified":"2025-04-03T17:17:37","modified_gmt":"2025-04-03T15:17:37","slug":"tu-seras-un-poete-mon-fils-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=52597","title":{"rendered":"Tu seras un po\u00e8te, mon fils !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">(Premi\u00e8re diffusion le 19 septembre 2014)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Prends ta t\u00eate \u00e0 deux mains,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Mon cousin,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> \u00c9corche la grammaire,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Mon p\u00b4tit fr\u00e8re !<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Oublie donc l&rsquo;orthographe,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> T\u00eate de piaf,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Et la ponctuation,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> T\u00eate de thon !<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Truismes et clich\u00e9s,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> St\u00e9r\u00e9otypes, poncifs,<!--more--><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong> Use du pr\u00e9-m\u00e2ch\u00e9 !<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Les lieux communs, ils kiffent !<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Pars \u00e0 leur d\u00e9couverte<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Et puis, joyeusement,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Des portes grand \u2019ouvertes<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Enfonce les battants\u00a0!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Ensuite prends ton luth<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Et tes all\u00e9gories<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Et tes anacoluthes<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Dans ta cat\u00e9gorie :<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Sois ange ou bien d\u00e9mon,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Romantique ou cruel,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Lyre ou accord\u00e9on,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Ou encore arc-en-ciel.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Muni des ces pr\u00e9ceptes,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Maintenant \u00e9cris-moi<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Quelques phrases ineptes,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Des trucs bien \u00e0 la noix.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>D\u00e9coupe-moi bient\u00f4t<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Ces \u00e9l\u00e9ments sublimes<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> En tout petits morceaux<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Sans rechercher la rime.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Personne ne comprend<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Ce que tu voulais dire ?<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Injurie largement,<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> M\u00e9prise ou bien soupire,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Mais n&rsquo;explique jamais<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> En mots intelligibles<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Car d\u00e9choir ce serait<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> D&rsquo;\u00eatre compr\u00e9hensible.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Si tu peux faire tout \u00e7a<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Sans rire ni cannabis<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Si tu peux, tu seras<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong> Un po\u00e8te, mon fils !<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Premi\u00e8re diffusion le 19 septembre 2014) Prends ta t\u00eate \u00e0 deux mains, Mon cousin, \u00c9corche la grammaire, Mon p\u00b4tit fr\u00e8re ! Oublie donc l&rsquo;orthographe, T\u00eate de piaf, Et la ponctuation, T\u00eate de thon ! Truismes et clich\u00e9s, St\u00e9r\u00e9otypes, poncifs,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[21,506,1863],"class_list":["post-52597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-themes","tag-philippe","tag-poesie","tag-rediffusion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}