{"id":47845,"date":"2023-11-01T16:47:50","date_gmt":"2023-11-01T15:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=47845"},"modified":"2023-11-02T06:59:17","modified_gmt":"2023-11-02T05:59:17","slug":"47845","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=47845","title":{"rendered":"Saloperiedechieriedebordeldenomded&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong><em>Le texte qui suit est extrait de \u201cViktor\u201c, troisi\u00e8me nouvelle du recueil intitul\u00e9 \u201cLa Mitro\u201c qui en comporte dix-sept. <\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">(&#8230;) Il portait un polo jaune vif \u00e0 manches courtes de chez Ralph Lauren, un pull-over rouge jet\u00e9 sur les \u00e9paules, un bermuda marron clair, des chaussettes de sport blanches \u00e0 double rayure jaune horizontale et des mocassins bordeaux de chez Weston. Le tout \u00e9tait surmont\u00e9 d&rsquo;une chevelure blonde mi longue et mi n\u00e9glig\u00e9e et d&rsquo;une paire de lunettes de soleil de chez Prada. L&rsquo;ensemble \u00e9tait mont\u00e9 sur une bicyclette Raleigh mod\u00e8le Town and Country, laquelle \u00e9tait li\u00e9e par une corde rouge et un collier de cuir brun \u00e0 motifs noirs \u00e0 un grand setter irlandais rouge\u00a0 (rouge est la couleur officielle des setters irlandais ; les ignorants disent couleur feu ; disons qu&rsquo;ils sont marron). L&rsquo;homme p\u00e9dalait doucement, droit sur son v\u00e9lo, regardant devant lui, le chien trottinant sur son c\u00f4t\u00e9 gauche, la corde formant une jolie parabole entre la poign\u00e9e du guidon et le cou de l&rsquo;animal. Nous nous crois\u00e2mes sans qu&rsquo;il me jette un regard et, au passage, j&rsquo;entendis : \u00ab\u00a0Bien, Viktor, bien\u00a0\u00bb. Viktor tourna l\u00e9g\u00e8rement la t\u00eate pour ne lancer \u00e0 Sari qu&rsquo;un petit coup d&rsquo;\u0153il que je <!--more-->trouvai un peu m\u00e9prisant.<br \/>\nLe tableau \u00e9tait admirable en tous points : le costume, sorti tout droit des pages du Figaro Magazine, le v\u00e9lo, aboutissement m\u00e9canique de cent ans d&rsquo;\u00e9ducation britannique, la laisse, le collier, tout. Mais ce que j&rsquo;admirais surtout, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait le dressage du chien, qui trottait droit devant lui, pelage au vent, sans d\u00e9vier de sa course, m\u00eame pour saluer ma chienne. Qui a eu deux Labradors \u00e0 dresser, dont un sourd, connait les raisons de mon admiration.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Nous venions de nous croiser, et j&rsquo;en \u00e9tais l\u00e0 de mes r\u00e9flexions lorsque le silence du parc fut interrompu par le long cri reproduit plus haut\u00a0:<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>\u00ab\u00a0Saloperiedechieriedebordeldenomdedieudemerdedeputaindebordelaqueue !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong>(&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.fr\/s?k=philippe+coutheillas&amp;__mk_fr_FR=\u00c5M\u00c5\u017d\u00d5\u00d1&amp;crid=2PTBOLPKJ0S7H&amp;sprefix=philippe+coutheillas,aps,98&amp;ref=nb_sb_noss_1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-47065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/3-couvertures.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"274\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/3-couvertures.png 908w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/3-couvertures-300x190.png 300w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/3-couvertures-768x485.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le texte qui suit est extrait de \u201cViktor\u201c, troisi\u00e8me nouvelle du recueil intitul\u00e9 \u201cLa Mitro\u201c qui en comporte dix-sept. (&#8230;) Il portait un polo jaune vif \u00e0 manches courtes de chez Ralph Lauren, un pull-over rouge jet\u00e9 sur les \u00e9paules, un bermuda marron clair, des chaussettes de sport blanches \u00e0 double rayure jaune horizontale et &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=47845\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saloperiedechieriedebordeldenomded&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[2007,21],"class_list":["post-47845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-la-mitro","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47845"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47845\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}