{"id":4749,"date":"2017-10-31T08:47:13","date_gmt":"2017-10-31T06:47:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=4749"},"modified":"2017-10-30T09:18:03","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T07:18:03","slug":"limbecile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=4749","title":{"rendered":"Post it n\u00b015 – L’imb\u00e9cile"},"content":{"rendered":"

Du mauvais c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la cinquantaine, de taille moyenne, le cheveu grisonnant, clairsem\u00e9 et mi- long, l\u00e9g\u00e8rement vo\u00fbt\u00e9, l’air grognon, il a tout pour passer inaper\u00e7u.<\/p>\n

C\u2019est un imb\u00e9cile, mais pas du genre imb\u00e9cile heureux, plut\u00f4t du genre imb\u00e9cile r\u00e2leur. \"\"Non seulement il n’a jamais envie d’\u00eatre l\u00e0 o\u00f9 il est mais de plus, il consid\u00e8re que c’est une grande injustice qu’il y soit. Alors, il fait la gueule.<\/p>\n

C’est un adepte fervent et pros\u00e9lyte de la th\u00e9orie du complot, et plus particuli\u00e8rement de celle du complot ourdi contre lui.<\/p>\n

En plus de b\u00e9n\u00e9ficier de cette personnalit\u00e9 l\u00e9g\u00e8rement parano\u00efaque et lourdement d\u00e9pourvue d’humour, il a r\u00e9ellement la poisse. Il attire la foudre.<\/p>\n

Sa vie est parsem\u00e9e de trains manqu\u00e9s, de porte-feuilles perdus, de flaques d’eau cach\u00e9es, de m\u00e9duses estivales et de voitures en panne.<\/p>\n

Il consid\u00e8re chaque nouveau coup du sort comme une d\u00e9monstration suppl\u00e9mentaire de l’injustice dont le monde fait preuve \u00e0 son encontre et comme une justification de plus pour continuer \u00e0 faire la gueule.<\/p>\n

Quand on rencontre quelqu’un comme \u00e7a, au d\u00e9but, on n’y croit pas. On se demande s’il n’exag\u00e8re pas un peu ou s’il ne fait pas expr\u00e8s. Mais bient\u00f4t, la r\u00e9alit\u00e9 de sa mal\u00e9diction s’impose et on finit par la lui reprocher, ce qui le rend encore plus bougon.<\/p>\n

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ET DEMAIN, UNE BELLE EPITAPHE…<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Du mauvais c\u00f4t\u00e9 de la cinquantaine, de taille moyenne, le cheveu grisonnant, clairsem\u00e9 et mi- long, l\u00e9g\u00e8rement vo\u00fbt\u00e9, l’air grognon, il a tout pour passer inaper\u00e7u. C\u2019est un imb\u00e9cile, mais pas du genre imb\u00e9cile heureux, plut\u00f4t du genre imb\u00e9cile r\u00e2leur. Non seulement il n’a jamais envie d’\u00eatre l\u00e0 o\u00f9 il est mais de plus, il … Continuer la lecture de Post it n\u00b015 – L’imb\u00e9cile<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[1214,1215,53,35,21,727,541],"class_list":["post-4749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recit","category-textes","tag-andouille","tag-cretin","tag-idiot","tag-imbecile","tag-philippe","tag-post-it","tag-theorie-du-complot"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}