{"id":46313,"date":"2023-07-22T16:47:27","date_gmt":"2023-07-22T14:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=46313"},"modified":"2023-07-24T15:18:11","modified_gmt":"2023-07-24T13:18:11","slug":"rendez-vous-a-cinq-heures-avec-poutine-au-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=46313","title":{"rendered":"Rendez-vous \u00e0 cinq heures avec Poutine au caf\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"

la page de 16h47 est ouverte…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Poutine meurt et va en enfer<\/em><\/span><\/h4>\n

En bas l\u00e0-bas, son exp\u00e9rience d\u2019ancien du KGB et de chef maffieux lui permettent de tr\u00e8s bien se d\u00e9brouiller. Il collabore efficacement au bon fonctionnement de l\u2019enfer. Il lui arrive m\u00eame de proposer des modifications pour rendre l\u2019enfer encore plus infernal.<\/p>\n

Satan le convoque et lui fait part de sa satisfaction. Pour le r\u00e9compenser, il lui donne la permission de redescendre \u00e0 Moscou pour 24 heures.<\/p>\n

Poutine arrive \u00e0 Moscou sans \u00eatre reconnu et entre dans un caf\u00e9. Le patron, qui ne le reconnait pas, lui demande ce qu\u2019il veut. Sur ses gardes, Poutine se contente d\u2019un caf\u00e9.<\/p>\n

Puis il entame la conversation, l\u2019air de rien\u00a0:<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Il y a longtemps que je n\u2019\u00e9tais pas rentr\u00e9 au pays…<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ah, la Thailande\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014Par l\u00e0, oui, assez loin… Tout va bien par ici\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ah \u00e7a, oui , tout va bien\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Rassur\u00e9, Poutine de hasarde\u00a0:<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Et… la Crim\u00e9e\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014 La Crim\u00e9e\u00a0? C\u2019est \u00e0 nous\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Ravi, Poutine poursuit\u00a0:<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Le Donbass\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014 C\u2019est \u00e0 nous aussi\u00a0!<\/p>\n

\u2014 Et l\u2019op\u00e9ration militaire sp\u00e9ciale\u00a0? L\u2019Ukraine\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Ma parole, vous \u00eates parti dr\u00f4lement longtemps ! C\u2019est \u00e0 nous aussi ! \u00bb<\/p>\n

Poutine est ravi et d\u00e9cide de sortir pour parcourir la ville o\u00f9 il est maintenant certain de trouver des statues \u00e0 son effigie, des avenues \u00e0 son nom… Avant de sortir il demande\u00a0:<\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0Je vous dois combien pour le caf\u00e9\u00a0?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Deux euros\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

la page de 16h47 est ouverte… Poutine meurt et va en enfer En bas l\u00e0-bas, son exp\u00e9rience d\u2019ancien du KGB et de chef maffieux lui permettent de tr\u00e8s bien se d\u00e9brouiller. Il collabore efficacement au bon fonctionnement de l\u2019enfer. Il lui arrive m\u00eame de proposer des modifications pour rendre l\u2019enfer encore plus infernal. Satan le … Continuer la lecture de Rendez-vous \u00e0 cinq heures avec Poutine au caf\u00e9<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[1919],"class_list":["post-46313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recit","tag-poutine"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}