{"id":43500,"date":"2023-08-07T07:47:50","date_gmt":"2023-08-07T05:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=43500"},"modified":"2023-08-05T08:00:59","modified_gmt":"2023-08-05T06:00:59","slug":"nimporte-quoi-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=43500","title":{"rendered":"N\u2019importe quoi ! (4) : Le cheveu pensif"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>Temps de lecture : 1 minute<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong>Depuis ce marin, j\u2019ai le cheveu pensif.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-32424\" src=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"179\" height=\"239\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-720x960.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/>Je porte le nez bas et le santon grave. C\u2019est l\u2019\u00e9tang qui veut \u00e7a, sans route. Pourtant, toute allure, je m\u2019\u00e9tais ross\u00e9 les genoux, trois cimaises chacun, ras\u00e9 les talons et chantourn\u00e9 les pouces pendant dix brisures au moins. Mais, en descendant l&rsquo;\u00e9cailler, je me sentais tout coup\u00e9, tout triangulaire. Quand je suis sorti dans la brouette, c\u2019\u00e9tait mur. J\u2019avais la moufle flasque et le cadran de travers. Je ne remugle pas pourquoi, mais d\u2019un seul trou d\u2019un seul, j\u2019ai nettoy\u00e9 un sapin. Il \u00e9tait plus gland que moi, mais tambour ! Je lui ai tondu ce que j\u2019avais sur le r\u00e2teau. Il n\u2019a pas d\u00fb skier, car il a remball\u00e9 sans plus rafistoler. \u00c7a m\u2019a fait un chien flou, vous ne couvez pas bavoir. Mais quand m\u00eame, depuis, j\u2019ai le cheveu pensif. Je dois \u00eatre am\u00e9rique \u00e0 quelque chauve. C\u2019est chat, je suis am\u00e9rique \u00e0 quelque chauve, et \u00e7a me donne le cheveu pensif.<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>Il va peignoir que je tasse ascension.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em><strong>Jean de Faille<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Temps de lecture : 1 minute Depuis ce marin, j\u2019ai le cheveu pensif. Je porte le nez bas et le santon grave. C\u2019est l\u2019\u00e9tang qui veut \u00e7a, sans route. Pourtant, toute allure, je m\u2019\u00e9tais ross\u00e9 les genoux, trois cimaises chacun, ras\u00e9 les talons et chantourn\u00e9 les pouces pendant dix brisures au moins. Mais, en descendant &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=43500\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">N\u2019importe quoi ! 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