{"id":42324,"date":"2023-02-27T07:47:21","date_gmt":"2023-02-27T06:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=42324"},"modified":"2023-02-27T20:39:10","modified_gmt":"2023-02-27T19:39:10","slug":"nimporte-quoi-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=42324","title":{"rendered":"N\u2019importe quoi\u00a0! (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-32424\" src=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"279\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-720x960.jpg 720w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/P1290106-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><em>temps de lecture : 30 secondes\u00a0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-weight: 400; text-align: justify;\">Si tu dois suer cent et haut pour aller chercher \u00e0 Londres des jeunes filles en fleurs, n\u2019oublie pas de prendre ton Passe d\u2019Or, ta Carte d\u2019Immensit\u00e9, ton Vernis de Conduire et ta\u00a0Tarte Vitale. Avant de partir, et pour ne pas passer l\u00e0-bas pour un vrai brouillon de culture, fais-toi faire une coupe de chevaux du c\u00f4t\u00e9 de Besan\u00e7on. Mais, si tu crains toujours d\u2019\u00eatre le dindon de la face, dans le Doubs, abstiens toi. T\u00e9l\u00e9phone plut\u00f4t \u00e0 ta cousine, et envoie lui ta blague de fian\u00e7ailles car ce serait un abus de conscience que de ne pas joindre Lucille \u00e0 l\u2019agr\u00e9able&#8230; et Lyc\u00e9e de Versailles.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>temps de lecture : 30 secondes\u00a0 Si tu dois suer cent et haut pour aller chercher \u00e0 Londres des jeunes filles en fleurs, n\u2019oublie pas de prendre ton Passe d\u2019Or, ta Carte d\u2019Immensit\u00e9, ton Vernis de Conduire et ta\u00a0Tarte Vitale. Avant de partir, et pour ne pas passer l\u00e0-bas pour un vrai brouillon de culture, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=42324\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">N\u2019importe quoi\u00a0! 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