{"id":39231,"date":"2022-11-09T07:47:42","date_gmt":"2022-11-09T06:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=39231"},"modified":"2022-11-09T20:35:55","modified_gmt":"2022-11-09T19:35:55","slug":"lavocat-et-satan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=39231","title":{"rendered":"Le diable et l&rsquo;avocat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #003300;\"><em>temps de lecture : 1 minute<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-37705\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Sablier.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Sablier.png 225w, https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Sablier-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 32px) 100vw, 32px\" \/><\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>C&rsquo;est la troisi\u00e8me fois seulement que le Journal des Coutheillas publie ce qu&rsquo;il est convenu d&rsquo;appeler une histoire dr\u00f4le. La premi\u00e8re, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait celle du country club, la deuxi\u00e8me, ce fut celle du pianiste de trente centim\u00e8tres, et voici la troisi\u00e8me, celle du diable et de l&rsquo;avocat. Elle\u00a0est extraite du roman l\u2019Anomalie par Herv\u00e9 le Tellier (Prix Goncourt 2020)<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-37991\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/IMG_1731-150x150.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"70\" height=\"70\" \/>Le diable entre chez un avocat et lui dit :<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>\u2014 Bonjour, je suis le diable. J\u2019ai un march\u00e9 \u00e0 vous proposer.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\"><br \/>\n<\/span>\u2014 Je vous \u00e9coute.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2014 Je vais faire de vous l\u2019avocat le plus riche du monde. En \u00e9change, vous me donnez votre \u00e2me, l\u2019\u00e2me de vos parents, celle de vos enfants et celle de vos cinq meilleurs amis ?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>L\u2019avocat le regarde d\u2019un air \u00e9tonn\u00e9 et dit :<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u2014 D\u2019accord. O\u00f9 est le pi\u00e8ge ?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>temps de lecture : 1 minute C&rsquo;est la troisi\u00e8me fois seulement que le Journal des Coutheillas publie ce qu&rsquo;il est convenu d&rsquo;appeler une histoire dr\u00f4le. La premi\u00e8re, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait celle du country club, la deuxi\u00e8me, ce fut celle du pianiste de trente centim\u00e8tres, et voici la troisi\u00e8me, celle du diable et de l&rsquo;avocat. Elle\u00a0est extraite du &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=39231\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le diable et l&rsquo;avocat<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=39231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=39231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=39231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=39231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}