{"id":36508,"date":"2022-04-09T07:47:16","date_gmt":"2022-04-09T05:47:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=36508"},"modified":"2022-04-10T16:16:42","modified_gmt":"2022-04-10T14:16:42","slug":"ne-dites-plus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=36508","title":{"rendered":"Ne dites plus, dites plut\u00f4t"},"content":{"rendered":"
Ne dites plus \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Dites plut\u00f4t\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/h5>\n

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Ne dites plus<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/td>\n
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Dites plut\u00f4t\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Un vrai capharna\u00fcm\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\nUn vrai cafard \u00e0 hommes<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Un tiens vaut mieux que deux tu l\u2019auras\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\nUn indien vaut mieux que deux Tupperware<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Des coqs en pate\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\nDes cloques en pl\u00e2tre<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fier comme Artaban<\/strong><\/td>\nFier comme un petit blanc<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Un amour platonique<\/strong><\/td>\nUn amour pas tonique<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Titus et B\u00e9r\u00e9nice<\/strong><\/td>\nQuitus et B\u00e9n\u00e9fice<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Des allumettes su\u00e9doises<\/strong><\/td>\nDes amusettes su\u00e9doises\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
sans anicroche<\/strong><\/td>\nsans \u00e2ne ni crosse<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
entre le marteau et l\u2019enclume<\/strong><\/td>\nentre le marteau et l\u2019\u00e9cluse<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
entre le marteau et l\u2019enclume<\/strong><\/td>\nentre le manteau et l’enclume<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Reculer pour mieux sauter<\/strong><\/td>\nEncaler (?) pour mieux sauter<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Reculer pour mieux sauter<\/strong><\/td>\nRecaler pour mieux sauter<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
C’est du lard ou du cochon ?<\/strong><\/td>\nC’est de l\u2019art ou du cochon ?<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
mi figue mi raisin<\/strong><\/td>\nmi fugue mi raison<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
tous les gouts sont dans la nature<\/strong><\/td>\ntous les clous sont dans la voiture<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On ne se baigne jamais deux fois dans le m\u00eame fleuve<\/strong><\/td>\nOn ne se paye jamais d\u2019oeufs frais dans une \u00e9preuve<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
On ne se baigne jamais deux fois dans le m\u00eame fleuve<\/strong><\/td>\nOn ne se peigne jamais deux fois devant \u00a0une \u00a0veuve\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
J’ai \u00e9t\u00e9 convaincu\u00a0par l’all\u00e9gorie de la caverne de Platon<\/strong><\/td>\nJ’ai march\u00e9 dans la grotte \u00e0 Platon<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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