{"id":31854,"date":"2021-09-12T07:47:25","date_gmt":"2021-09-12T05:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=31854"},"modified":"2021-09-12T18:45:50","modified_gmt":"2021-09-12T16:45:50","slug":"aux-coiffeurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=31854","title":{"rendered":"Aux coiffeurs…"},"content":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9j\u00e0 publi\u00e9 le 27\/03\/2015\u00a0<\/i>sous<\/i><\/span><\/span>\u00a0le titre \u00ab\u00a0Au coiffeur\u00a0\u00bb.<\/i><\/p>\n

Dehors, il fait gris sombre, froid humide et triste angoisse. Quand on passe badaudant devant la vitrine floue de la rue Saint Jacques longue, le trottoir est jaune enlumin\u00e9.
\nSi on entre dans l\u2019aquarium boutique, c\u2019est encore mieux\u00a0: il fait blanc lumineux et chaud tropical. Les vents \u00e9lectriques des s\u00e9choirs mangeurs de cr\u00e2nes recouvrent \u00e0 peine les conversations molles et la musique en tube. D\u2019\u00e9tranges \u00eatres cap\u00e9s immobiles se contemplent assis dans des miroirs lumi\u00e8re encadr\u00e9s. Des esclaves serviles l\u00e9gers leur reforment la cr\u00eate luisante hirsute.<\/p>\n

Si l\u2019on a pris bonne et due date, c\u2019est le paradis retrouv\u00e9. On se place aussit\u00f4t parmi les maitres absolus que des serviteurs emblous\u00e9s arrosent de pluies ti\u00e8des, massent de mousse odorante, abreuvent de caf\u00e9 sucr\u00e9, instruisent de consid\u00e9rations indispensables et d\u2019interloquantes derni\u00e8res, tondent des rouflaquettes, privent de leurs \u00e9pis, coupent de leur superflu, r\u00e9duisent dans leurs sourcils, s\u00e9parent de leur raie et coiffent de leur technique.
\nOn flotte l\u00e9ger, on somnole un peu, on r\u00e9pond \u00e0 peine, on est b\u00e9b\u00e9 heureux.
\nEt puis, il faut partir.<\/p>\n

Dehors, il fait gris sombre, froid humide et triste angoisse. Mais la chaleur giron du salon maternel vous capara\u00e7onne encore pour quelques minutes de futur. Et toutes les vitrines qui bordent le chemin r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissent un temps puis vous confirment que vous \u00eates vraiment beaucoup mieux comme \u00e7a.<\/p>\n

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\n14 Sep, 07:47 Tableau 363<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D\u00e9j\u00e0 publi\u00e9 le 27\/03\/2015\u00a0sous\u00a0le titre \u00ab\u00a0Au coiffeur\u00a0\u00bb. Dehors, il fait gris sombre, froid humide et triste angoisse. Quand on passe badaudant devant la vitrine floue de la rue Saint Jacques longue, le trottoir est jaune enlumin\u00e9. Si on entre dans l\u2019aquarium boutique, c\u2019est encore mieux\u00a0: il fait blanc lumineux et chaud tropical. Les vents \u00e9lectriques … Continuer la lecture de Aux coiffeurs…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,2],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-31854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-textes","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31854"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31854\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}