{"id":30095,"date":"2021-06-26T07:47:25","date_gmt":"2021-06-26T05:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=30095"},"modified":"2021-06-27T21:35:33","modified_gmt":"2021-06-27T19:35:33","slug":"offres-demploi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=30095","title":{"rendered":"Offres d\u2019emploi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Ces offres d\u2019emploi ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 publi\u00e9es en fin 2014. Les postes n\u2019ayant toujours pas \u00e9t\u00e9 fournis, nous les publions \u00e0 nouveau la liste apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;avoir mise \u00e0 jour. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Le Minist\u00e8re de l\u2019Administration des Minist\u00e8res et de la Procrastination de la R\u00e9forme de l\u2019Administration recherche plus ou moins activement \u00e0 pourvoir les postes suivants:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Revendeur de trous<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>V\u00e9rifieur de certifications<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Certifieur de v\u00e9rifications<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Videur intersid\u00e9ral<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Remplisseur de bo\u00eetes de nuit<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Entraineur de chaises de jardin<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Calculateur de \u03c0<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00e9monteur d\u2019oc\u00e9ans<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Remonteur de moral<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Couvreur d\u2019opprobre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Corneur de pages<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Purificateur de cieux<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>D\u00e9colleur d\u2019avions<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Baratineur de beurre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>D\u00e9bordeur de vases<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Avaleur de sable<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Accompagnateur de t\u00e9l\u00e9ph\u00e9rique<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c9craseur de champignon<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Int\u00e9grateur de z\u00e9ro \u00e0 l\u2019infini et au-del\u00e0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Additionneur de z\u00e9ros<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Censeur des aiguilles d\u2019une montre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Encodeur de mouches<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Encolleur de moches<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Basculeur d\u2019enqu\u00eateuses<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Basketteur d\u2019encolleuses<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Encolleur de basketteuses<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Attrapeur de froid<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c9quarrisseur \u00e0 domicile<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Compreneur de service<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Installateur de doute<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>M\u00e9canicien quantique<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Chirurgien d\u2019autiste<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>G\u00e9n\u00e9ral de culture<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Souffleurs pour sourds<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dialoguiste pour muets<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Coupeur de chevaux en quatre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>D\u00e9panneur d\u2019oreillers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Mod\u00e9rateur de cantabil\u00e9<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Contradicteur d\u2019oxymore<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Visagiste burineur<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Charmeur de princes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Pr\u00eateur de le\u00e7ons<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Aiguilleur en meules de foin<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Alpiniste de plaine<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Alpagueur de plans<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Planificateur d\u2019alpages<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Rateur de coup<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Engraisseur de matin\u00e9e<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Accordeur de pianistes<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c9tireur d\u2019\u00e9lite<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Prisonnier de but<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Cambreur d\u2019airain<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Rehausseur des p\u00f4les<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Si vous pensez pouvoir remplir une ou plusieurs de ces fonctions, \u00e9crire au JdC qui transmettra. Joindre une photo de vous b\u00e9b\u00e9 de face et de profil, le curriculum vitae de votre grand-p\u00e8re maternel en Esperanto ainsi qu\u2019une attestation de non prolif\u00e9ration de la m\u00e9rule. En cas d\u2019impossibilit\u00e9, joindre un certificat d\u2019impossibilit\u00e9.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Bient\u00f4t publi\u00e9<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>27 Juin, 07:47 Dans l\u2019autobus<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>28 Juin, 07:47 Le Cujas (74)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ces offres d\u2019emploi ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9t\u00e9 publi\u00e9es en fin 2014. Les postes n\u2019ayant toujours pas \u00e9t\u00e9 fournis, nous les publions \u00e0 nouveau la liste apr\u00e8s l&rsquo;avoir mise \u00e0 jour. Le Minist\u00e8re de l\u2019Administration des Minist\u00e8res et de la Procrastination de la R\u00e9forme de l\u2019Administration recherche plus ou moins activement \u00e0 pourvoir les postes suivants: Revendeur &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=30095\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Offres d\u2019emploi<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,15],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-30095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textes","category-themes","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}