{"id":28699,"date":"2021-02-02T12:47:47","date_gmt":"2021-02-02T11:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=28699"},"modified":"2021-02-03T07:54:44","modified_gmt":"2021-02-03T06:54:44","slug":"rendez-vous-a-cinq-heures-a-la-recherche-de-la-concision","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=28699","title":{"rendered":"Rendez-vous \u00e0 cinq heures : avec Bruno et Claude"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong style=\"color: #800080; text-align: justify;\"><em>La page de 16h47 est ouverte&#8230;*<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23460\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/TASSE-DE-THE%CC%81.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"127\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Les dix maudits mots<\/strong>,<br \/>\njeu litt\u00e9raire<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>On se rappelle que les dix maudits mots \u00e0 placer en moins de 201 mots \u00e9taient les suivants : \u00a0PUR \u2014\u00a0LIEN \u2014\u00a0DELTA \u2014MINOU \u2014\u00a0JARDIN \u2014\u00a0ACCIDENT \u2014\u00a0POCHE \u2014\u00a0CONDUCTEUR \u2014\u00a0FINI \u2014\u00a0FINANCIER.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Avec tout d&rsquo;abord Bruno, \u00e0 la recherche de la concision :<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ce n\u2019est pas en raison d\u2019un quelconque<strong> lien financier<\/strong>, malgr\u00e9 son besoin constant d\u2019argent de<strong> poche<\/strong>, ni par <strong>pur<\/strong> hasard, ni m\u00eame par <strong>accident<\/strong> mais pour satisfaire un int\u00e9r\u00eat marqu\u00e9 pour le <strong>delta<\/strong> de son <strong>minou<\/strong> que le <strong>conducteur<\/strong> de la Packard, un pervers <strong>fini<\/strong>, passa la nuit dans son <strong>jardin<\/strong> \u00e0 observer la voisine.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>55 mots<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Ensuite avec Claude, qui tente de doubler la difficult\u00e9 :<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Un <strong>accident<\/strong> <strong>pur<\/strong> et par un <strong>lien fini<\/strong> ind\u00e9fectible que <strong>minou<\/strong> ne revenu pas dans le <strong>jardin<\/strong>. Il faut dire que <!--more-->le <strong>conducteur<\/strong> qui \u00e9tait <strong>financier<\/strong> paya de sa <strong>poche<\/strong>, les dommages causer par son v\u00e9hicule dans le <strong>delta<\/strong> pr\u00e8s du pont traversant la rivi\u00e8re dans la courbe tr\u00e8s \u00e9troite d\u00e9limitant le contour du <strong>jardin<\/strong>. Un <strong>accident pur<\/strong>, oui, il ne faut pas \u00eatre simpliste. Une d\u00e9faillance m\u00e9canique \u00e9tait \u00e0 l\u2019origine de l\u2019<strong>accident<\/strong> et la direction ne r\u00e9pondant plus, le chat qui observait le li\u00e8vre pr\u00e8s du bosquet longeant la route, furent fauch\u00e9 avec la hait faisant office de cl\u00f4ture. <strong>Minou<\/strong> de son nom nous manque, car sa pr\u00e9sence dans le <strong>jardin<\/strong> ressemblait plus \u00e0 une surprise qu\u2019\u00e0 une dangereuse et redoutable faucheuse de vie. \u00c9videmment \u00e7a d\u00e9pend pour qui. Quelles le\u00e7ons en tirer?<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">133 mots<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>Attention !<br \/>\nUne fausse manoeuvre a provoqu\u00e9 la parution anticip\u00e9e (\u00e0 12h47) de ces deux contributions qui auraient d\u00fb attendre 16h47 pour voir le jour.\u00a0<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La page de 16h47 est ouverte&#8230;* Les dix maudits mots, jeu litt\u00e9raire On se rappelle que les dix maudits mots \u00e0 placer en moins de 201 mots \u00e9taient les suivants : \u00a0PUR \u2014\u00a0LIEN \u2014\u00a0DELTA \u2014MINOU \u2014\u00a0JARDIN \u2014\u00a0ACCIDENT \u2014\u00a0POCHE \u2014\u00a0CONDUCTEUR \u2014\u00a0FINI \u2014\u00a0FINANCIER. Avec tout d&rsquo;abord Bruno, \u00e0 la recherche de la concision : Ce n\u2019est pas &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=28699\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rendez-vous \u00e0 cinq heures : avec Bruno et Claude<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textes","category-themes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}