{"id":2734,"date":"2015-04-16T06:35:50","date_gmt":"2015-04-16T04:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=2734"},"modified":"2015-04-15T09:00:33","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T07:00:33","slug":"le-bon-la-brute-et-les-enfants-version-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=2734","title":{"rendered":"Le bon, la brute et les enfants  (Version 4-N\u00e9gative)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em>Apr\u00e8s les versions \u00ab\u00a0notations\u00a0\u00bb, \u00a0\u00ab\u00a0sentimentale\u00a0\u00bb \u00a0et \u00ab\u00a0auditive\u00a0\u00bb parues ces trois derniers jours, voici la quatri\u00e8me version, \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re \u00ab\u00a0n\u00e9gative\u00a0\u00bb. C&rsquo;est un pur exercice de style, pas tr\u00e8s r\u00e9ussi, je l&rsquo;admets. Comme dans tout exercice, il y a un cot\u00e9 artificiel qui peut \u00eatre lassant. Mais bon&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong>Le bon, la brute et les enfants<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Version 4-N\u00e9gative<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ce n&rsquo;est pas le soir que je ne prends pas un th\u00e9 sans p\u00e2tisserie \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur d\u2019un bureau de poste. C&rsquo;est le matin, c\u2019est dans un bistrot, c&rsquo;est un caf\u00e9 avec croissants et ce n&rsquo;est pas \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur car il\u00a0ne fait ni mauvais\u00a0ni froid.<\/p>\n<p>Un livreur, qui n&rsquo;est ni \u00e9l\u00e9gant, ni chevelu, ni silencieux ni sympathique, n&rsquo;a pas choisi une autre heure pour ne pas livrer le caf\u00e9 d&rsquo;en face. Il n&rsquo;a pas l&rsquo;air d&rsquo;avoir de temps devant lui, donc il ne pose pas d\u00e9licatement ses f\u00fbts sur le trottoir.<\/p>\n<p>Une bande d&rsquo;enfants ne passe pas devant le caf\u00e9 en ordre dispers\u00e9, mais en groupe. Ils ne sont pas silencieux et ne se pr\u00e9occupent pas du tout de ce qui se passe autour d&rsquo;eux. Le non-sympathique livreur ne continue pas ses man\u0153uvres et ne prend pas un air exc\u00e9d\u00e9 ni impatient. Il ne regarde pas \u00a0cette troupe avec animosit\u00e9, parfois, il ne touche pas l\u2019\u00e9paule d&rsquo;un enfant, mais le haut de sa t\u00eate pour le surprendre. L&rsquo;enfant n&rsquo;a pas peur, ne crie pas, mais rit. La journ\u00e9e n&rsquo;est pas finie. Elle ne sera pas moche.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080;\"><em>La prochaine version, \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re \u00ab\u00a0t\u00e9l\u00e9graphique\u00a0\u00bb paraitra demain 17\u00a0avril<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apr\u00e8s les versions \u00ab\u00a0notations\u00a0\u00bb, \u00a0\u00ab\u00a0sentimentale\u00a0\u00bb \u00a0et \u00ab\u00a0auditive\u00a0\u00bb parues ces trois derniers jours, voici la quatri\u00e8me version, \u00e0 la mani\u00e8re \u00ab\u00a0n\u00e9gative\u00a0\u00bb. C&rsquo;est un pur exercice de style, pas tr\u00e8s r\u00e9ussi, je l&rsquo;admets. Comme dans tout exercice, il y a un cot\u00e9 artificiel qui peut \u00eatre lassant. Mais bon&#8230; Le bon, la brute et les enfants Version &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=2734\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Le bon, la brute et les enfants  (Version 4-N\u00e9gative)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,2,15],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-2734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-textes","category-themes","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}