{"id":25306,"date":"2020-10-03T07:47:29","date_gmt":"2020-10-03T05:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=25306"},"modified":"2020-10-04T10:46:57","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T08:46:57","slug":"rendez-vous-dans-dix-ans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=25306","title":{"rendered":"Rendez-vous dans dix ans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Il parait que Ronald Reagan aimait beaucoup raconter des histoires dr\u00f4les, m\u00eame, et surtout, du temps o\u00f9 il \u00e9tait Pr\u00e9sident des Etats Unis (1981-1989) et o\u00f9 il eut en face de lui successivement Brejnev, Andropov, Tchernenko et, pour finir Gorbatchev.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>On dit aussi que ses histoires favorites portaient sur l\u2019URSS et ses conditions de vie. En voici une, exemplaire :<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-25884\" src=\"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/download.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"127\" height=\"95\" \/>Le camarade Krapouchnik veut acheter une voiture.<br \/>\nLe 14 mars 1981, il se rend au magasin Lada de Moscou pour passer commande. Quand tous les formulaires sont sign\u00e9s, le vendeur lui demande de payer en billets de banque l\u2019int\u00e9gralit\u00e9 du prix de la voiture. Il n\u2019y a rien l\u00e0 que de tr\u00e8s normal. Krapouchnik le sait et il a \u00e9conomis\u00e9 pour cela pendant 8 ans. Il paie donc la somme demand\u00e9e. Quand le vendeur a fini de compter les billets, il dit \u00e0 Krapouchnik :<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014Eh bien, camarade, tout est en r\u00e8gle. Rendez-vous ici dans dix ans pour la livraison de votre voiture, c\u2019est \u00e0 dire le 14 mars 1991.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014Le matin ou l\u2019apr\u00e8s-midi ? demande Krapouchnik<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014Franchement, camarade Krapouchnik, demande le vendeur avec un l\u00e9ger sourire, qu\u2019est-ce que \u00e7a change, le matin ou l\u2019apr\u00e8s midi dans dix ans ?<\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014C\u2019est que le matin, j\u2019ai le plombier.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il parait que Ronald Reagan aimait beaucoup raconter des histoires dr\u00f4les, m\u00eame, et surtout, du temps o\u00f9 il \u00e9tait Pr\u00e9sident des Etats Unis (1981-1989) et o\u00f9 il eut en face de lui successivement Brejnev, Andropov, Tchernenko et, pour finir Gorbatchev. On dit aussi que ses histoires favorites portaient sur l\u2019URSS et ses conditions de vie. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=25306\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rendez-vous dans dix ans<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,2],"tags":[1607],"class_list":["post-25306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-textes","tag-ronald-reagan"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}