{"id":22198,"date":"2020-03-14T16:47:55","date_gmt":"2020-03-14T15:47:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=22198"},"modified":"2020-03-15T11:56:34","modified_gmt":"2020-03-15T10:56:34","slug":"tic-tac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=22198","title":{"rendered":"Tic Tac"},"content":{"rendered":"

Eh bien, \u00e7a y est, c\u2019est authentique :<\/strong><\/em>
\nNous voila partis chez les ploucs<\/strong><\/em>
\nAvec nos cliques et nos claques<\/strong><\/em>
\nParmi les taupes et les tiques,<\/strong><\/em>
\nLes vaches, les ch\u00e8vres et les boucs,<\/strong><\/em>
\nEt ce au moins jusques \u00e0 P\u00e2ques,<\/strong><\/em>
\nJusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que cesse cette attaque<\/strong><\/em>
\nDu Corona asiatique.<\/strong><\/em>
\nSerait-ce la faute aux Chinetoques<\/strong><\/em>
\nOu au changement climatique ?<\/strong><\/em>
\nJe sais, c\u2019est un peu sch\u00e9matique.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

De Rio \u00e0 Vladivostok,<\/strong><\/em>
\nEt de Chicago \u00e0 l\u2019Estaque,<\/strong><\/em>
\nDe l\u2019Atlantique au Pacifique,<\/strong><\/em>
\nEt de Madrid \u00e0 Reykjavik,<\/strong><\/em>
\nTout le monde veut faire des stocks<\/strong><\/em>
\nDe riz, de papier hygi\u00e9nique.<\/strong><\/em>
\nOn se r\u00e9pand dans les boutiques<\/strong><\/em>
\nDont certains ressortent en loques<\/strong><\/em>
\nCar, frappant de taille et d\u2019estoc,<\/strong><\/em>
\nOn veut remplir ses sacs plastiques.<\/strong><\/em>
\nOn pourrait se croire dans un souk<\/strong><\/em>
\nA Marrakech ou \u00e0 Tobrouk.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Ce n\u2019est pas encore dramatique.<\/strong><\/em>
\nFaut pas \u00eatre parano\u00efaque !<\/strong><\/em>
\nOui, je sais, ce n\u2019est pas pratique<\/strong><\/em>
\nCes contraintes qui viennent en bloc.<\/strong><\/em>
\nC\u2019est vrai, mais il faut qu\u2019on s\u2019\u00e9duque.<\/strong><\/em>
\nIl vaut mieux \u00eatre pragmatique,<\/strong><\/em>
\nEt\u00a0 boire un vieil armagnac<\/strong><\/em>
\nPour conserver toute sa niaque<\/strong><\/em>
\nOu bien faire de la gymnastique !<\/strong><\/em>
\nCar, c\u2019est s\u00fbr, faut rester sto\u00efque<\/strong><\/em>
\njusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que le Corona craque.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Et toc !<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eh bien, \u00e7a y est, c\u2019est authentique : Nous voila partis chez les ploucs Avec nos cliques et nos claques Parmi les taupes et les tiques, Les vaches, les ch\u00e8vres et les boucs, Et ce au moins jusques \u00e0 P\u00e2ques, Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que cesse cette attaque Du Corona asiatique. Serait-ce la faute aux Chinetoques Ou … Continuer la lecture de Tic Tac<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[1560,21],"class_list":["post-22198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textes","tag-covid-19","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}