{"id":1879,"date":"2014-09-19T07:09:52","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T05:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2014-09-14T22:38:13","modified_gmt":"2014-09-14T20:38:13","slug":"tu-seras-un-poete-mon-fils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1879","title":{"rendered":"Tu seras un po\u00e8te, mon fils…(Critique ais\u00e9e 35)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prends ta t\u00eate \u00e0 deux mains,<\/strong>
\n Mon cousin,<\/strong>
\n \u00c9corche la grammaire,<\/strong>
\n Mon p\u00b4tit fr\u00e8re!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Oublie donc l’orthographe,<\/strong>
\n T\u00eate de piaf,<\/strong>
\n Et la ponctuation,<\/strong>
\n T\u00eate de thon!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Truismes et clich\u00e9s,<\/strong>
\n St\u00e9r\u00e9otypes, poncifs,<\/strong>
\n Use du pr\u00e9-m\u00e2ch\u00e9!<\/strong>
\n Les lieux communs, ils kiffent!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pars \u00e0 leur d\u00e9couverte<\/strong>
\n Et puis, joyeusement,<\/strong>
\n Des portes grand \u2019ouvertes<\/strong>
\n Enfonce les battants\u00a0!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ensuite prends ton luth<\/strong>
\n Et tes all\u00e9gories<\/strong>
\n Et tes anacoluthes<\/strong>
\n Dans ta cat\u00e9gorie:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sois ange ou bien d\u00e9mon,<\/strong>
\n Romantique ou cruel,<\/strong>
\n Lyre ou accord\u00e9on,<\/strong>
\n Ou encore arc-en-ciel.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Muni des ces pr\u00e9ceptes,<\/strong>
\n Maintenant \u00e9cris-moi<\/strong>
\n Quelques phrases ineptes,<\/strong>
\n Des trucs bien \u00e0 la noix.<\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u00e9coupe-moi bient\u00f4t<\/strong>
\n Ces \u00e9l\u00e9ments sublimes<\/strong>
\n En tout petits morceaux<\/strong>
\n Sans rechercher la rime.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Personne ne comprend<\/strong>
\n Ce que tu voulais dire?<\/strong>
\n Injurie largement,<\/strong>
\n M\u00e9prise ou bien soupire,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mais n’explique jamais<\/strong>
\n En mots intelligibles<\/strong>
\n Car d\u00e9choir ce serait<\/strong>
\n D’\u00eatre compr\u00e9hensible.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Si tu peux faire tout \u00e7a<\/strong>
\n Sans rire ni cannabis<\/strong>
\n Si tu peux, tu seras<\/strong>
\n Un po\u00e8te, mon fils.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Prends ta t\u00eate \u00e0 deux mains, Mon cousin, \u00c9corche la grammaire, Mon p\u00b4tit fr\u00e8re! Oublie donc l’orthographe, T\u00eate de piaf, Et la ponctuation, T\u00eate de thon! Truismes et clich\u00e9s, St\u00e9r\u00e9otypes, poncifs, Use du pr\u00e9-m\u00e2ch\u00e9! Les lieux communs, ils kiffent! Pars \u00e0 leur d\u00e9couverte Et puis, joyeusement, Des portes grand \u2019ouvertes Enfonce les battants\u00a0! Ensuite prends … Continuer la lecture de Tu seras un po\u00e8te, mon fils…(Critique ais\u00e9e 35)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[94,2],"tags":[507,548,21,509,508],"class_list":["post-1879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-critiques","category-textes","tag-anacoluthe","tag-art-poetique","tag-philippe","tag-poncif","tag-truisme"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}