{"id":1841,"date":"2014-09-11T06:30:47","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T04:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1841"},"modified":"2025-07-05T11:12:55","modified_gmt":"2025-07-05T09:12:55","slug":"on-recherche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1841","title":{"rendered":"On recherche:"},"content":{"rendered":"

Le Minist\u00e8re de l’Administration des Minist\u00e8res et de la Procrastination de la R\u00e9forme de l’Administration recherche plus ou moins activement \u00e0 pourvoir les postes suivants:<\/em><\/p>\n

revendeur de trous <\/strong>– v\u00e9rifieur de certification – certifieur de v\u00e9rifications<\/strong>\u00a0-videur intersid\u00e9ral – remplisseur de bo\u00eetes de nuit <\/strong>– entraineur de chaises de jardin – calculateur de \u03c0<\/strong>-d\u00e9monteur d’oc\u00e9ans – remonteur de moral <\/strong>– couvreur d’opprobre – corneur de pages <\/strong>– purificateur de cieux – d\u00e9colleur d’avions <\/strong>– baratineur de beurre – d\u00e9bordeur de vases <\/strong>– avaleur de sable – accompagnateur de t\u00e9l\u00e9ph\u00e9rique <\/strong>– \u00e9craseur de champignon – int\u00e9grateur de z\u00e9ro \u00e0 l\u2019infini et au-del\u00e0 <\/strong>– additionneur de z\u00e9ros – censeur des aiguilles d\u2019une montre <\/strong>– encodeur de mouches – encolleur de moches <\/strong>– basculeur d’enqu\u00eateuses – basketteur d’encolleuses <\/strong>– encolleur de basketteuses – attrapeur de froid <\/strong>– compreneur de service –installateur de doute<\/strong>\u00a0– mod\u00e9rateur de cantabil\u00e9 – visagiste burineur <\/strong>– charmeur de princes – aiguilleur en meules de foin <\/strong>– alpiniste de plaine – alpagueur de plans <\/strong>– planificateur d’alpages – accordeur de pianistes <\/strong>– \u00e9tireur d’\u00e9lite\u00a0– cambreur d’airain <\/strong>-hausseur des p\u00f4les<\/p>\n

Si vous pensez pouvoir remplir une ou plusieurs de ces fonctions, \u00e9crire au JdC qui transmettra. Joindre une photo de vous b\u00e9b\u00e9 de face et de profil, le curriculum vitae de votre grand-p\u00e8re maternel en Esperanto ainsi qu’une attestation de non prolif\u00e9ration de la m\u00e9rule. En cas d’impossibilit\u00e9, joindre un certificat d’impossibilit\u00e9.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le Minist\u00e8re de l’Administration des Minist\u00e8res et de la Procrastination de la R\u00e9forme de l’Administration recherche plus ou moins activement \u00e0 pourvoir les postes suivants: revendeur de trous – v\u00e9rifieur de certification – certifieur de v\u00e9rifications\u00a0-videur intersid\u00e9ral – remplisseur de bo\u00eetes de nuit – entraineur de chaises de jardin – calculateur de \u03c0-d\u00e9monteur d’oc\u00e9ans – … Continuer la lecture de On recherche:<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,15],"tags":[21,493,546],"class_list":["post-1841","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-textes","category-themes","tag-philippe","tag-pole-emploi","tag-postes-a-pourvoir"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1841"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1841\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1841"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1841"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1841"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}