{"id":1805,"date":"2014-08-25T06:25:27","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T04:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2014-08-23T11:48:19","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T09:48:19","slug":"une-autre-phedre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=1805","title":{"rendered":"Une autre Ph\u00e8dre (Critique ais\u00e9e 32)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>\u00a0<strong>La N\u00e9gresse Blonde<\/strong> de\u00a0Georges Fourest<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>L&rsquo;autre jour, un ami que j&rsquo;aime,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Qui sans doute se reconna\u00eetra<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Pour peu qu&rsquo;il voit ce po\u00e8me, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>La N\u00e9gresse Blonde me donna.<\/em><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<em>Bien s\u00fbr, j&rsquo;avais lu Fourest!<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Sacr\u00e9 Georges! Un vrai rigolo, <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Qui fit rire de Strasbourg \u00e0 Brest<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Et parfois m\u00eame \u00e0 Saint-Malo.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Mais le retrouver maintenant<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Apr\u00e8s autant d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es pass\u00e9es<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Dans un petit livre \u00e9l\u00e9gant<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Surtout quand il n&rsquo;est pas coup\u00e9<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Fait plaisir, et je ne peux pas <\/em><br \/>\n<em>Vous priver d&rsquo;un \u00e9chantillon<\/em><br \/>\n<em>De Ph\u00e8dre montrant ses app\u00e2ts<\/em><br \/>\n<em>A Hippolyte, ce vrai couillon.<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>\u00a0Ph\u00e8dre<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Dans un fauteuil en bois de c\u00e8dre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> (\u00e0 moins qu&rsquo;il ne soit d&rsquo;acajou),<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> en chemise, madame Ph\u00e8dre<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> fait des mines de sapajou.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Tandis que sa nourrice \u0152none<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> qui, jadis, eut de si bon lait,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> se compose un maintien de nonne<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> et marmotte son chapelet,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>elle fait venir Hippolyte,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> fils de l&rsquo;amazone et de son<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00e9poux, un jeune homme d&rsquo;\u00e9lite,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> et lui dit : \u00ab Mon tr\u00e8s cher gar\u00e7on,<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab d\u00e8s longtemps, d&rsquo;humeur vagabonde,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab monsieur votre p\u00e8re est parti ;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab on dit qu&rsquo;il est dans l&rsquo;autre monde ;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab il faut en prendre son parti !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab Sans doute, un marron sur la trogne<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab lui fit passer le go\u00fbt du pain ;<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab requiescat, il fut ivrogne,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab coureur et poseur de lapin ;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab oublier cet \u00e9poux volage<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab ne sera pas un gros p\u00e9ch\u00e9<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab Donnez-moi votre pucelage<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong> \u00ab et vous n&rsquo;en serez pas f\u00e2ch\u00e9 !<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>&#8230;&#8230;..<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/palf.free.fr\/theatre\/fourest.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Si vous voulez lire la suite\u00a0, cliquez ICI<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0La N\u00e9gresse Blonde de\u00a0Georges Fourest L&rsquo;autre jour, un ami que j&rsquo;aime, Qui sans doute se reconna\u00eetra Pour peu qu&rsquo;il voit ce po\u00e8me, La N\u00e9gresse Blonde me 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