{"id":17379,"date":"2019-07-03T07:47:19","date_gmt":"2019-07-03T05:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=17379"},"modified":"2019-07-04T13:20:13","modified_gmt":"2019-07-04T11:20:13","slug":"jai-retrouve-mon-baleinie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=17379","title":{"rendered":"J\u2019ai retrouv\u00e9 mon Baleini\u00e9 – 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

A la demande g\u00e9n\u00e9rale d’un lecteur, voici une petite lichette suppl\u00e9mentaire du Baleini\u00e9. 1<\/sup><\/span>
\nRappel<\/span> :\u00a0le Baleini\u00e9 est un dictionnaire de mots invent\u00e9s cens\u00e9s d\u00e9finir les petits tracas de l\u2019existence. <\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

amp\u00e9gir<\/strong>
\n(an-p\u00e9-jir) verbe masculin<\/em>
\nfaire pipi sur la trace de caca qui reste sur la pente de la cuvette sans parvenir \u00e0 la dissoudre<\/p>\n

argascaner<\/strong>
\n(ar-gas’-ka-n\u00e9) verbe
\nSubir des coups de genoux dans son dossier d\u00e8s le d\u00e9but du spectacle<\/p>\n

double-riquesta<\/strong>
\n(dou-bleu-ri-kou-es’-ta) n.f.
\nTentative d’aplatissement extr\u00eame pour se glisser entre deux tables de restaurant<\/p>\n

ousse-double-riquesta<\/strong>
\n(ous’-) n.f.<\/em>
\n…avec gros manteau ou gros fessier<\/p>\n

grune<\/strong>
\n(gru-n’) n.f.<\/em>
\nespace de peau virile qui apparait entre le bas du pantalon et le haut de la soquette<\/p>\n

gu\u00e9zette<\/strong>
\n(gh\u00e9-zet’) n.f.<\/em>
\nwhisky \u00e0 go\u00fbt de Ricard
\n\u00ab\u00a0(…) Dehors je jubjotais encore. Le pani-pan\u00e9 de la nuit dans mon aftoube m’avait paradoxalement mis \u00e0 plat. Ma valvarope \u00e9tait comme le ciel. Dans la limogoul\u00e8me tout \u00e9tait ferm\u00e9…<\/em>
\nJe me suis dit :\u00a0\u00bb Bon, pas d’hemberno\u00ebt aujourd’hui.\u00a0\u00bb Mais sur le chemin du retour, l’id\u00e9e de ne pas avoir ma gu\u00e9zette du matin… J’\u00e9tais parti pour une bonne journ\u00e9e de b\u00e2rues, \u00e0 essayer d’\u00e9viter les chacards.<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n

Igourie<\/strong>
\n(i-gou-ri) n.f.<\/em>
\ndon inn\u00e9 pour chercher d’abord dans la mauvaise poche.<\/p>\n

Zoupard<\/strong>
\n(zou-par) n.m. (sud de la Loire)<\/em>
\nDistance entre le ticket de p\u00e9age et le bout des doigts tendus
\n(ordin. 5,3 cm)
\nSyn. : xi\u00e9vreau<\/strong><\/p>\n

(1)\u00a0: Ch.Murillo\u00a0; J-C. Leguay\u00a0; G.Oestermann\u00a0\u2014 Le Seuil<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A la demande g\u00e9n\u00e9rale d’un lecteur, voici une petite lichette suppl\u00e9mentaire du Baleini\u00e9. 1 Rappel :\u00a0le Baleini\u00e9 est un dictionnaire de mots invent\u00e9s cens\u00e9s d\u00e9finir les petits tracas de l\u2019existence. amp\u00e9gir (an-p\u00e9-jir) verbe masculin faire pipi sur la trace de caca qui reste sur la pente de la cuvette sans parvenir \u00e0 la dissoudre argascaner … Continuer la lecture de J\u2019ai retrouv\u00e9 mon Baleini\u00e9 – 2<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[1491],"class_list":["post-17379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citations","tag-baleinie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}