{"id":16944,"date":"2019-07-02T07:47:24","date_gmt":"2019-07-02T05:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16944"},"modified":"2019-07-04T13:20:42","modified_gmt":"2019-07-04T11:20:42","slug":"expressions-toutes-fetes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16944","title":{"rendered":"Expressions toutes f\u00eates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Moi, vous me connaissez, je ne ferais pas de mal \u00e0 une moule ! Pourtant, c\u2019est vrai, un jour j\u2019ai p\u00e9t\u00e9 les ponts. Qu\u2019est-ce que vous voulez ? Je suis pas un B\u00e9ni Wi Fi ! Vous n\u2019avez pas oublit\u00e9r\u00e9, quand m\u00eame ! Rappelez-vous, \u00e7a avait d\u00e9fray\u00e9 la comique. C\u2019\u00e9tait pendant l\u2019horaire d\u2019une profonde nuit. Je venais de retrouver mon fr\u00e8re dans une explosition de peinture. Il parlait avec l\u2019artiste. C\u2019\u00e9tait du vrai char \u00e0 bras. Moi, \u00e7a m\u2019a mis la pisse \u00e0 l\u2019oreille et j\u2019ai bien vu que son intelligence artificielle n\u2019arrivait pas \u00e0 cacher sa connerie naturelle. Alors, j\u2019ai fait ce que vous auriez fait \u00e0 ma place : battre le fr\u00e8re tant qu\u2019il est chaud. Je sais bien que je n\u2019aurais pas d\u00fb blanchir le Rubicon, mais qu\u2019est-ce que vous voulez, errare humanum ouest. \u00c7a a mis le feu aux poutres. Mais quand la fille a pris sa d\u00e9fonce et qu\u2019elle m\u2019a trait\u00e9 d\u2019homme des casernes, \u00e7a m\u2019a fait sortir de mes gants : je lui ai tracass\u00e9 ses lunettes de sommeil. Elle s\u2019est mise \u00e0 pleurer comme un bas de laine et \u00e7a a fait d\u00e9gouliner son masque \u00e0 rat. Tout \u00e7a, c\u2019\u00e9tait couru de fil de blanc, s\u00fbr comme Dieu et Dieu font quatre !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moi, vous me connaissez, je ne ferais pas de mal \u00e0 une moule ! Pourtant, c\u2019est vrai, un jour j\u2019ai p\u00e9t\u00e9 les ponts. Qu\u2019est-ce que vous voulez ? Je suis pas un B\u00e9ni Wi Fi ! Vous n\u2019avez pas oublit\u00e9r\u00e9, quand m\u00eame ! Rappelez-vous, \u00e7a avait d\u00e9fray\u00e9 la comique. C\u2019\u00e9tait pendant l\u2019horaire d\u2019une profonde nuit. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16944\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Expressions toutes f\u00eates<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-16944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-themes","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}