{"id":16424,"date":"2019-04-24T07:47:36","date_gmt":"2019-04-24T05:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16424"},"modified":"2023-04-03T11:15:47","modified_gmt":"2023-04-03T09:15:47","slug":"une-veille-histoire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16424","title":{"rendered":"Une veille histoire de l&rsquo;Ouest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il y a tr\u00e8s longtemps, pour la faire rire, mais aussi pour \u00e9tablir sa place dans le couple de mani\u00e8re d\u00e9finitive, il lui avait racont\u00e9 cette vieille blague western :<\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00ab\u00a0Deux chevaux traversent la prairie. Sur le premier, il y a un cow-boy endimanch\u00e9. Sur le second, mont\u00e9e en amazone et en robe de mari\u00e9e,<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>il y a la jeune femme qu\u2019il vient d\u2019\u00e9pouser et qu\u2019il ram\u00e8ne au ranch. Au bout d\u2019une heure, son cheval<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>bute sur une pierre. Le cow-boy compte calmement:<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014 Un&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Un quart d\u2019heure plus tard, son cheval fait un \u00e9cart devant l\u2019ombre d\u2019un cactus. Le cow-boy compte calmement :<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014Deux&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Dix minutes plus tard, le m\u00eame cheval se cabre devant un serpent \u00e0 sonnettes qui traverse la piste. Le cow-boy compte calmement :<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014Trois&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Il descend de sa selle, sort son colt 45 et abat son cheval d\u2019une balle dans la t\u00eate. Alors, la jeune femme dit :<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014Mais mon ch\u00e9ri, pourquoi as-tu tu\u00e9 ce pauvre cheval ? Tu n\u2019aurais pas d\u00fb faire \u00e7a !<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Alors le cow-boy compte calmement :<\/em><br \/>\n<em>\u2014Un&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">Beaucoup, beaucoup d\u2019ann\u00e9es ont pass\u00e9 et, l\u2019autre jour, alors qu\u2019ils marchaient c\u00f4te \u00e0 c\u00f4te dans la ville, il a tr\u00e9buch\u00e9 contre un trottoir et il est tomb\u00e9.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">\u00a0 <\/span>Oh, il ne s\u2019est pas fait mal, mais il l\u2019a entendue qui comptait calmement :<br \/>\n\u2014 Un&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a tr\u00e8s longtemps, pour la faire rire, mais aussi pour \u00e9tablir sa place dans le couple de mani\u00e8re d\u00e9finitive, il lui avait racont\u00e9 cette vieille blague western : \u00ab\u00a0Deux chevaux traversent la prairie. Sur le premier, il y a un cow-boy endimanch\u00e9. Sur le second, mont\u00e9e en amazone et en robe de mari\u00e9e,\u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=16424\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Une veille histoire de l&rsquo;Ouest<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[21],"class_list":["post-16424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recit","category-textes","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16424\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}