{"id":15949,"date":"2019-05-12T07:47:05","date_gmt":"2019-05-12T05:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=15949"},"modified":"2020-12-05T15:56:48","modified_gmt":"2020-12-05T14:56:48","slug":"raoul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=15949","title":{"rendered":"Raoul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Morceau choisi<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>J\u2019ignore comment je suis tomb\u00e9<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Sur ce po\u00e8me majeur \u2014<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Pour une fois je n\u2019ai pas peur<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>D\u2019utiliser un tel clich\u00e9 \u2014<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Chef d\u2019\u0153uvre de dr\u00f4lerie,<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Et aussi de l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9,<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>J\u2019ai beaucoup souri,<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Et bien aim\u00e9.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Et je ne peux plus r\u00e9sister<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Au plaisir de le partager.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Peut-\u00eatre pour l\u2019appr\u00e9cier<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Faudrait-il que vous le lisiez<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>A voix haute, dans un r\u00e9duit.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Vous y seriez tranquille, et puis<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>L\u00e0, vous sentiriez bien<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>La noblesse des alexandrins,<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>La vigueur des hexasyllabes<br \/>\nSans parler d<\/em><\/span><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>es t\u00e9trasyllabes<br \/>\nQui eux aussi ne sont pas mal.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>En tout cas ce n\u2019est pas banal.<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Enfermez-vous dans le r\u00e9duit,\u00a0<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Allez-y:<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Et lisez Raoul de Guitry<br \/>\nQue voici :<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Raoul<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Sacha Guitry<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>J\u2019ai fait sa connaissance au mois de F\u00e9vrier.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Pour \u00eatre plus pr\u00e9cise encor : un mercredi.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Nous \u00e9change\u00e2mes quelques mots, puis il m\u2019a dit:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00ab Vous devriez<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Venir d\u00eener seule avec moi! \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>C\u2019\u00e9tait la fin du mois \u2013<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Qui vient pr\u00e9cis\u00e9ment si vite en F\u00e9vrier.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Il insistait: \u00ab Vous devriez ! \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Alors, ma foi, j\u2019ai r\u00e9pondu :<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00ab C\u2019est entendu. \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Son invitation laissait supposer<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Qu\u2019il me consid\u00e9rait un peu comme une poule,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Certes, mais, d\u2019autre part, si j\u2019avais refus\u00e9,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Je n\u2019aurais jamais su qu\u2019il s\u2019appelait Raoul.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Au restaurant, pour commencer,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>J\u2019ai pris des moules.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>J\u2019aime les moules \u2013<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Il les d\u00e9teste. II n\u2019a rien dit \u2013 et m\u2019a laiss\u00e9e<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Manger mes moules,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Tandis qu\u2019il savourait des artichauts \u2013 je crois.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c9taient-ils chauds,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c9taient-ils froids,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ces artichauts ?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>La chose importe peu, soyons francs et loyaux.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ensuite, ensuite\u2026 ensuite,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>On a mang\u00e9 de l\u2019aloyau,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Puis du g\u00e2teau de pommes cuites.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et le soir m\u00eame, on a \u2013 mais passons l\u00e0-dessus.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Oui, passons sur la bagatelle\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Si j\u2019avais refus\u00e9, comment aurais-je su<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Qu\u2019il habitait l\u2019h\u00f4tel ?<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Huit jours plus tard \u2013 c\u2019\u00e9tait le 6 \u2013<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>On est all\u00e9 d\u00eener tous les deux chez Vatel.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et, tandis que Raoul,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sans se faire prier,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Commandait des saucisses,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Je me suis \u00e9cri\u00e9e :<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00ab Moi, je voudrais des moules! \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Alors, il a dit: \u00ab Non -les moules, c\u2019est mortel! \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et devant le ma\u00eetre d\u2019h\u00f4tel,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Comme si nous \u00e9tions devant le Ma\u00eetre-Autel,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Il crut devoir ajouter m\u00eame :<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00ab Oh! Que nenni! Tu n\u2019en mangeras plus maintenant, c\u2019est fini,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Car ta vie est \u00e0 moi! Prends des macaronis,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Prends de ceci,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Prends de cela,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Du chou farci,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Du cervelas \u2013<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ma\u00eetre d\u2019h\u00f4tel, servez-la! \u2013<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Prends du canard au sang, du bitock \u00e0 la cr\u00e8me,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Mais plus de moules \u2013 car je t\u2019aime! \u00bb<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00c7a m\u2019a touch\u00e9e infiniment \u2013 vous le pensez.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ma vie \u00e9tait \u00e0 lui !<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Le bonheur avait lui<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Sous un ciel azur\u00e9.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et, du coup, l\u2019avenir me semblait assur\u00e9 !<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Puis, les jours ont pass\u00e9.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Dame, ici-bas tout passe.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et de tout \u2013 h\u00e9las! \u2013 on se lasse\u2026<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>On s\u2019aime, on se caresse, on s\u2019embrasse, on roucoule,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Et parfois, l\u2019un des deux en a vite assez ri.<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>La preuve en est qu\u2019hier, au restaurant,<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Raoul<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>M\u2019a dit:<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>\u00ab Ch\u00e9rie, Veux-tu des moules? \u00bb<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>ET DANS LES JOURS QUI VIENNENT :<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Demain, 7 h 47 min\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Qui a p\u00e9t\u00e9 ? (2)<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li>14 Mai, 7 h 47 min\u00a0<strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Margaret Mitchell ou Fran\u00e7ois Villon ?<\/span><\/strong><\/li>\n<li>15 Mai, 7 h 47 min\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Ma vie de mioche \u2013 Critique ais\u00e9e n\u00b0159<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li>17 Mai, 7 h 45 min\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>Controverse<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<li><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Morceau choisi J\u2019ignore comment je suis tomb\u00e9 Sur ce po\u00e8me majeur \u2014 Pour une fois je n\u2019ai pas peur D\u2019utiliser un tel clich\u00e9 \u2014 Chef d\u2019\u0153uvre de dr\u00f4lerie, Et aussi de l\u00e9g\u00e8ret\u00e9, J\u2019ai beaucoup souri, Et bien aim\u00e9. Et je ne peux plus r\u00e9sister Au plaisir de le partager. Peut-\u00eatre pour l\u2019appr\u00e9cier Faudrait-il que vous &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=15949\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Raoul<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[21,161],"class_list":["post-15949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citations","tag-philippe","tag-sacha-guitry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}