{"id":14990,"date":"2019-01-07T08:47:34","date_gmt":"2019-01-07T06:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=14990"},"modified":"2019-01-09T07:15:31","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T05:15:31","slug":"14990","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=14990","title":{"rendered":"Esprit parisien &#8211; Post it n\u00b025"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Post it n\u00b025<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Esprit parisien<\/strong><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>mercredi 3 octobre\u00a0 14h40<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><em>Salon de coiffure ENEA 7 rue Br\u00e9a Paris 6\u00b0<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Le client<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Bonjour, madame, vous pouvez me prendre tout de suite ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>La patronne<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Non, j\u2019ai un brushing \u00e0 faire avant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Le client<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Dans combien de temps<!--more--> pourriez-vous me prendre ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>La patronne<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Sais pas, j\u2019ai un brushing avant.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Le client<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Dix minutes, une demi-heure ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>La patronne<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Un brushing, c\u2019est un brushing. On peut pas dire.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>Le client<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014Je reviendrai quand vous pourrez dire. Au revoir, madame.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Au moment o\u00f9 la porte se referme sur le client, mais \u00e0 temps pour qu\u2019il l\u2019entende ,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>La patronne :<\/em><br \/>\n\u2014C\u2019est pas la SNCF ici.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J\u2019aime beaucoup ces r\u00e9pliques de sortie de sc\u00e8ne, ces saillies spirituelles, ces r\u00e9parties de l\u2019esprit gouailleur \u00e9ternel et inimitable du peuple de Paris.\u00a0 Nous les devons \u00e0 cinquante ans de Michel Audiard mal assimil\u00e9, vingt ans de Jean-Marie Bigard appris par c\u0153ur, dix ans de Laurent Baffie c\u00e9l\u00e9br\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J\u2019irai me faire couper les cheveux \u00e0 Chateau-Thierry (dans l\u2019Aisne).<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong>ET DEMAIN, UN CARTOON DU NEW YORKER<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post it n\u00b025 Esprit parisien mercredi 3 octobre\u00a0 14h40 Salon de coiffure ENEA 7 rue Br\u00e9a Paris 6\u00b0 Le client \u2014Bonjour, madame, vous pouvez me prendre tout de suite ? La patronne \u2014Non, j\u2019ai un brushing \u00e0 faire avant. Le client \u2014Dans combien de temps<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,2],"tags":[1444],"class_list":["post-14990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recit","category-textes","tag-enea-coiffure"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}