{"id":13102,"date":"2018-08-09T07:47:53","date_gmt":"2018-08-09T05:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=13102"},"modified":"2018-08-10T08:27:41","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T06:27:41","slug":"banalites-sur-diogene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=13102","title":{"rendered":"Banalit\u00e9s sur Diog\u00e8ne"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Rappel de quelques banalit\u00e9s pouvant quand m\u00eame \u00eatre utiles en soci\u00e9t\u00e9 :<\/strong><\/p>\n

Diog\u00e8ne
\n\u2014 dit\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0de Sinope\u00a0\u00bb, dit\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0le Cynique\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>
\n\u2014 413-327 av J-C
\n\u2014 Contemporain de Socrate, Platon, Alexandre le Grand
\n\u2014 Philosophe grec de l’\u00e9cole cynique ((Cynique, de kynikos<\/em> : qui concerne le chien)
\n\u2014 Anc\u00eatre des clochards anarchistes professionnels
\n\u2014 Vivait de l’aum\u00f4ne de ses concitoyens qu’il insultait copieusement
\n\u2014 Habitait dans une jarre, et non dans un tonneau, objet qui ne fut invent\u00e9 que cinq cents ans plus tard
\n\u2014Sur l’agora bond\u00e9e, en plein jour et \u00e0 l’aide d’une lanterne, cherchait vainement un homme
\n\u2014 Ne voulait pas qu’Alexandre lui fasse de l’ombre
\n\u2014 S’est suicid\u00e9 en retenant sa respiration
\n\u2014 Ou alors en mangeant un poulpe vivant
\n\u2014 Est rest\u00e9 c\u00e9l\u00e8bre pour des tas de raisons, y compris pour ses mots d’esprit<\/p>\n

Sur l\u2019agora, Diog\u00e8ne s\u2019approche d\u2019une statue. Il tend la main vers elle pour obtenir une aum\u00f4ne.<\/strong><\/span>
\n \u2014Pourquoi fais-tu cela, lui demande un passant.<\/strong><\/span>
\n \u2014Je m\u2019habitue au refus, r\u00e9pond Diog\u00e8ne<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Quelqu’un demande \u00e0 Diog\u00e8ne :<\/strong><\/span><\/em>
\n \u2014Pourquoi les gens donnent-ils aux mendiants et non aux philosophes ?<\/strong><\/span><\/em>
\n Sa r\u00e9ponse :<\/strong><\/span><\/em>
\n \u2014Les gens s\u2019attendent \u00e0 devenir un jour boiteux ou aveugles, mais jamais philosophes<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Un Ath\u00e9nien \u00e0 Diog\u00e8ne :<\/strong><\/span>
\n \u2014Pourquoi n’es-tu jamais s\u00e9rieux ? Pourquoi fais-tu toujours le pitre ?<\/strong><\/span>
\n Diog\u00e8ne, lui montrant son derri\u00e8re :<\/strong><\/span>
\n \u2014Il est souvent plus sage de montrer son cul que de r\u00e9pondre \u00e0 des questions idiotes !<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Des mots d’esprit, tout \u00e7a ? Moi, je pencherais plut\u00f4t pour du premier degr\u00e9. Ah, et puis j’oubliais :<\/p>\n

Un jour o\u00f9 il \u00e9tait de mauvaise humeur :<\/strong><\/span><\/em>
\n \u2014Plus je connais les hommes, plus j’aime mon chien. Plus je connais les femmes, moins j’aime ma chienne. <\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Mais non, voyons ! \u00c7a, c’est Desproges !<\/p>\n

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ET DEMAIN, UN TABLEAU<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Rappel de quelques banalit\u00e9s pouvant quand m\u00eame \u00eatre utiles en soci\u00e9t\u00e9 : Diog\u00e8ne \u2014 dit\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0de Sinope\u00a0\u00bb, dit\u00a0 \u00ab\u00a0le Cynique\u00a0\u00bb \u2014 413-327 av J-C \u2014 Contemporain de Socrate, Platon, Alexandre le Grand \u2014 Philosophe grec de l’\u00e9cole cynique ((Cynique, de kynikos : qui concerne le chien) \u2014 Anc\u00eatre des clochards anarchistes professionnels \u2014 Vivait de … Continuer la lecture de Banalit\u00e9s sur Diog\u00e8ne<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[1379,21],"class_list":["post-13102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-citations","tag-diogene","tag-philippe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}