{"id":12628,"date":"2018-04-06T18:05:45","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T16:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=12628"},"modified":"2018-04-07T08:24:14","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T06:24:14","slug":"compte-a-rebours-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=12628","title":{"rendered":"COMPTE A REBOURS : \u2014 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>LES DERNIERS JOURS DE FACEBOOK\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>COMPTE A REBOURS : \u2014 5<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je viens de me jurer que, dans 5 jours au plus, j&rsquo;aurai ferm\u00e9 mon compte Facebook.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">J&rsquo;effacerai celles de mes donn\u00e9es personnelles que Mark Zuckerberg veut bien admettre avoir conserv\u00e9es.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je ne saurai plus rien de vos chiens, de vos chats ni de vos achats. Je resterai dans l&rsquo;ignorance de ce que vous mangez. Je ne saurai m\u00eame plus o\u00f9 vous \u00eates ni avec qui vous \u00eates. C&rsquo;est \u00e0 peine si je me souviendrai de vos anniversaires.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dans moins d\u2019une semaine, vous pourrez liker, poker, partager tant que vous voudrez, je n&rsquo;en saurai rien.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Il en sera de m\u00eame pour vous. Facebook ne vous dira plus ce que je pense d&rsquo;Ubu Roi \u00e0 la Maison Blanche ou de Notre-Drame de Paris \u00e0 l&rsquo;H\u00f4tel de Ville. Mes avis sur Modiano, Vialatte ou Spielberg vous resteront cach\u00e9s. Plus de jolies photos des belles boutiques de Paris, plus de tableaux de S\u00e9bastien. Pas davantage de citations cinglantes ni de morceaux bien choisis. Plus de souvenirs d&rsquo;Afrique, d&rsquo;Am\u00e9rique ni d&rsquo;ailleurs. Fini les variations sur Marcel Proust, les pastiches de la S\u00e9rie Noire ou de la trag\u00e9die grecque. Fini tout \u00e7a !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00c7a fout un choc, non ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LES DERNIERS JOURS DE FACEBOOK\u00a0 COMPTE A REBOURS : \u2014 5 Je viens de me jurer que, dans 5 jours au plus, j&rsquo;aurai ferm\u00e9 mon compte Facebook. J&rsquo;effacerai celles de mes donn\u00e9es personnelles que Mark Zuckerberg veut bien admettre avoir conserv\u00e9es. Je ne saurai plus rien de vos chiens, de vos chats ni de vos &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/?p=12628\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture de <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">COMPTE A REBOURS : \u2014 5<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mo_disable_npp":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[421,1366],"class_list":["post-12628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-facebook","tag-zuckerberg"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.leblogdescoutheillas.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}